Frankly I'm hoping someone slipped me a mickey.
Clothes that don't fit....? Hmmm. That throws a monkey in the whole "mickey in my coffee" thing.
My husband calls it...countdown to the period. He stands alert, like a decorated soldier, ready for anything that may come his way. A request for cheese fries daily? Body temperature like a menopausal women in the dead of winter? Tearfulness over a car commercial? Disagreements about the price of tea in china? Yes, he's ready for it all. He deserves a medal for his bravery!
In the meantime I'm thinking it was the Starbucks guy that may have slipped me that mickey in my tall soy caramel macchiato....
- Confusion? Check.
- Delirium? Check.
- Indifference about everything? Check.
- Loss of time? Check.
- Famished appetite? Check.
- Paranoia? Check.
- Moodiness? Check.
- Mental Instability? Check.
- Irritability? Check.
- Complete disregard for the doctor's recommendation to eat healthy, drink water and exercise to reduce symptoms? CHECK!
- Salty/Sweet Popcorn for breakfast? Check.
- Red velvet cupcakes for lunch? Check.
- Copious amounts of wine for dinner? Check.
- No/
Some/HighLibido? Check.
Clothes that don't fit....? Hmmm. That throws a monkey in the whole "mickey in my coffee" thing.
My husband calls it...countdown to the period. He stands alert, like a decorated soldier, ready for anything that may come his way. A request for cheese fries daily? Body temperature like a menopausal women in the dead of winter? Tearfulness over a car commercial? Disagreements about the price of tea in china? Yes, he's ready for it all. He deserves a medal for his bravery!
In the meantime I'm thinking it was the Starbucks guy that may have slipped me that mickey in my tall soy caramel macchiato....
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